mouthwestern

The idea at southwestern university that everything you think, say and do will be known by your next door neighbor in less than 10 seconds, by your friends living in another residence hall in less than 10 minutes, and by random people passing the Academic Mall at night in less than 10 hours.

don't worry man, this is Mouthwestern University... your secret is safe with everyone!

mouthwestern by Matt T. Hammond May 20, 2007

Playboys of the Southwestern World 

Named after Two famous Characters of New York. Cowboy Phil and Cowboy Dylan soon to be on MTV for their hit show Playboys of the Southwestern World. In The Show they encounter Crisco Fisting, the loss of Crisco and extreme Snorkeling. Also they take a trip down to Mt Kisco to get some brown eyed girls and crisco them up. Soon to be opening their own grocery store

Screw the Situation and the Jersey shore, I am going to Watch Playboys of The Southwestern World with my little Sister.

Playboys of the Southwestern World by Streetkitten66 September 3, 2010

The Southwestern Mohawk 

The act of ejaculating in to your partners hair. One must then form their partners hair in to a Mohawk of ones liking by using their jizz as lubricant or "gel".

After sex Lisa asked Paul to give her The Southwestern Mohawk by jizzing in her hair.

The Southwestern Mohawk by LovesToSpooge12345 November 21, 2013

Southwestern University 

A swell place to go to school.

Inquisitive neighbor: "Where are you going to school?"

Prospective Southwestern student: "Southwestern University."

Inquisitive neighbor: "Say! That's a swell place to go to school."

Southwestern University by Pretty Polly May 8, 2010

Moes Southwestern Grill 

The best fucking place to eat in the entire world. NOMNOMNOM

NOMNOMNOMONOM I JUST HAD MOES SOUTHWESTERN GRILL!

hey it's moes monday. let's go.

i just orgasmed from the moes queso.

Moes Southwestern Grill by moeseaterrnomnom MMMFJHG! July 12, 2009

Southwestern Six Shooter 

A) To basically try a new gun on a live target
B) Whenever you visit any of the southern states, take a Six Shooter revolver to the border between Mexico and the USA, and look to the other side of the wall. You then proceed to practice your quickdraw skills on the peasant Mexicans all the while laughing your twisted and sick ass off. When you finish burnin through a couple hundred live targets, you roll up to the Beerbelly Bar and try out your brand new skills on some serious shit.

“‘Ey Billy!! Just got done rippin’ some Triple S(Southwestern Six Shooter) and this ‘Tard at the bar snorted root beer syrup and fucked a Modelo bottle!

Southwestern Six Shooter by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 2, 2019

Southwestern Fish Taco 

When an individual orally ingestes an amount of hot or spicy sauce right before performing cunnilingous, so as to cause a heated or "spicy" feeling.

After I finished chugging that tabasco, I had me some of Mary's Southwestern Fish Taco. Boo ya, I had seconds an hour later, and when I woke up.

Southwestern Fish Taco by John Franz Baptist February 26, 2009