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jessica's mountain 

The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.
austin: dude do you have a boner?

josh: no man. that's just my jessica's mountain.
jessica's mountain by jotagion June 15, 2008
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Mountain Bailey's 

Mountain Bailey's is the combination of Bailey's Irish Cream and Mountain Dew. This is a drink only to be consumed by the stupid, because it tastes absolutely terrible.
Dude 1: We should try a Green Lantern.

Dude 2: Hell yeah, we should.

Dude 1: I'll see if we have some whiskey.
Nope, but I have some Bailey's.

Dude 2: Ok, why the fuck not.
Oh my god, this is fucking terrible.

Dude 1: Let me try!
Fuck that's nasty.

Dude 2: Mountain Bailey's, mmm chunky.

Hunter's Mountain 

When the male appendage is so small, that an erection is often mistaken for a jessica's mountain.
He still has a jessica's mountain when he's standing up, oh my god, it's a Hunter's Mountain

Lotta’s mountain

Lotta’s mountain is a beautiful mountain the prettiest you’ll ever see but you shall not enter it, if you do you’ll most likely regret your decision😌😌
Look that is lotta’s mountain

that’s how we do it in mountain brook 

what you say when you throw your iphone x on the ground for fun because you know your parents will buy you a new one.
“I just threw my new phone on the ground. That’s how we do it in mountain brook.”

Big Mountain Skier

Douchebag who thinks he is better than everyone else because he has skied at a large mountain.
Josh thinks he’s such a big mountain skier, all day he’s been saying how small this hill is compared to Colorado.
Big Mountain Skier by Waddy153 February 4, 2018

mountain side middle school 

Mms is a school full of shitty ass kids who dont know what the fuck they are doing. Literally half the kids vape including the teachers. All them teachers winans are stupid boomers like davis. The school was build 420 years ago in 1769 and hasnt been rebuild since. If you go to the gymnasium you can have atleast 4 people in the open fucking each other and and atleast 1 behind the bleachers. The teachers sell vodka to the kids for a high price of $69. If you want a free juul go to Mountain Side Middle School (.^.) have a great sexy time