by Noahtastic April 30, 2007
run-down motel usually built in the 60's or 70's, preferably located just off the highway or in a sketchy part of town; usually known for reasonable hourly rates
Hey, I just saw Jerry's minivan outside the Crestview Motor Lodge.
What's he doing at that no-tell motel?
Hey man, ignorance is bliss. Know what I'm sayin'?
What's he doing at that no-tell motel?
Hey man, ignorance is bliss. Know what I'm sayin'?
by ErsatzRubric August 10, 2006
A law-enforcement term for a hotel that hides its main purpose -- providing kinky rooms for brief trysts for, say, two cheaters or a john and his escort. Garage motels feign respectability by calling l themselves "hotels" -- yet they feature indoor garages and internal staircases to protect identities of visitors., making them more expensive than "regular" motels. Garage motels rent rooms which may include mirrors on ceilings and heart-shaped beds.
The FBI explained that the 2006 Brink's robbery in Miami became especially serious after one of the robbers was kidnapped and taken to a garage motel to be tortured in secret. Though the place called itself the Princess Hotel, they soon learned it was a garage motel that made a lot of money renting out discreet access to rooms for an hour at a time.
by MTyeW23 July 16, 2021
by CATCAT11 September 1, 2018
A hotel near the beach that's just cheap enough for those seniors on senior week who rebel against being cool and wasting money on an expensive hotel. The room is usually covered in blood stains and pubes that both range from 1963 to the present day. The beds are crawling with roaches hence the name "roach motel".
"Dude I only have 100 bucks for senior week."
"It's okay Todd we can stay at a roach motel and bring the babes back there when they're drunk!"
"It's okay Todd we can stay at a roach motel and bring the babes back there when they're drunk!"
by The Sexanator March 17, 2009
When someone ejaculates in the other person's mouth and the semen starts to move around inside the mouth.
"Yo bro, last night my girlfriend was inside the butterfly motel!"
"No way dude! I wish my girlfriend did the same."
"No way dude! I wish my girlfriend did the same."
by Dongerton March 9, 2017
In the United States, Community Colleges are often referred to as Roach Motels. They are so called because people who begin attending Community Colleges rarely finsh. Rather, the tendency is for the students to just keep on taking one random course after another for 8-12 years without ever attaining a degree or advancing to a full college. Hence the students never really leave. That is to say, they check in, but they don't check out, as per the old TV ad.
What the English call Townies are the head Roaches of our Roach Motels.
What the English call Townies are the head Roaches of our Roach Motels.
-Man, is Bill still going to Virginia Western?
--Dude, he's been at that Roach Motel since the Eighties. He's banged a lot of thirty-five year old single mother gash but still no degree.
-Oh well, at least they have ash trays there.
--Werd.
--Dude, he's been at that Roach Motel since the Eighties. He's banged a lot of thirty-five year old single mother gash but still no degree.
-Oh well, at least they have ash trays there.
--Werd.
by Teve Torbes March 14, 2008