a term describing a "Mother On ThE Loose", not to be confused with the more desirable "MILF".
can be used as a verb or a noun.
can be used as a verb or a noun.
"Man, I was at the rock concert the other day in the beer garden, and all I seemed to pick up were 'motels'"
"Hi, I've lost my son but can you guys take care of me until I find him? Here's a mixed drink I got from a couple of girls over there...." obviously a motel encounter
"Hi, I've lost my son but can you guys take care of me until I find him? Here's a mixed drink I got from a couple of girls over there...." obviously a motel encounter
by Kevin Newham October 16, 2007
Small convenient stop off point generally found just off highway exits. Sometimes stayed at after a long drive or after picking up that STD infested hottie on the street corner for a quickie. The wallpaper consists of dull colours and patterns of those used in the 1970’s. The bed is one grade up from the comfort of one found in a prison cell and still has a short trail of sperm hanging from the lower corner from the previous occupants’ adventures from the night before. Bathrooms occasionally have locks on the door and are just big enough so that when you open the door, there is about 1cm between it and the bath tub. Toilet paper is single-ply and comes off in small individual squares and shower curtains are brown, sticky, moldy, and never long enough to reach from one wall to the other leaving a puddle of water for when you get out. Finding the right combination of hot and cold to get a decent temperature is near impossible. Turn the tap a fraction too far and the chorine water is hot enough to sear the eyeballs from your skull. If you didn’t bring any shower gel with you, don’t worry. Some is provided for you in convenient little sachets. These things are great and leave your body feeling sticky and dirtier than it did before.
by Skatched March 23, 2006
A word to describe a male or female suspected of cheating on their partner, who takes their lover to a motel to minimise being found out.
Also linked with Motelery- adultery in a motel.
Also linked with Motelery- adultery in a motel.
by LauraMD September 28, 2010
Motel located on Classen Blvd in Norman. Shitty ass motel filled with ou tards that you should never go to because it has tard DNA. This motel also seems ghetto asf and just looks like trash.
by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
Any seedy, dirty, cheap looking motel where "sleeping" doesn't appear to be exactly what many of the people renting the rooms intend to do in them. They usually offer "hourly rates", for those wanting just a "quick nap". If you go to one, bringing your own sheets might be a good idea.
by just some random guy June 12, 2005
Example 1:
Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?
Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year
Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?
Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.
Example 2:
Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.
Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?
Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year
Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?
Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.
Example 2:
Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.
by Catman - 63 July 8, 2017