The fart that you held in all night, possibly because of the way that you were sleeping. Often potent and grody, but can range anywhere from deadly stank to just a lot of noise.
Oh, dear god, my husband just broke morning wind and it was so foul, I spewed last night's taquitos all on our new rug!
by RonnieM August 18, 2009
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This doesn’t have to be epic stuff. It can be minor, insignificant, or even silly morning wins.
People use it on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram with a hashtag - #MorningWin.
This doesn’t have to be epic stuff. It can be minor, insignificant, or even silly morning wins.
People use it on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram with a hashtag - #MorningWin.
Called into work sick. Not sick. #MorningWin
The handrail on the subway wasn’t already warm. #MorningWin
Forgot to wear deodorant. Found some in my purse. #MorningWin
The handrail on the subway wasn’t already warm. #MorningWin
Forgot to wear deodorant. Found some in my purse. #MorningWin
by morningwinning December 23, 2013
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