morning wind
The fart that you held in all night, possibly because of the way that you were sleeping. Often potent and grody, but can range anywhere from deadly stank to just a lot of noise.
Oh, dear god, my husband just broke morning wind and it was so foul, I spewed last night's taquitos all on our new rug!
morning wind by RonnieM August 18, 2009
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