morning after 

the time when you wake up, usually after a drunken night, that you realize the problem that was made last night. Random dude is passed out in your bed, drooling on your pillow.

texts;
girl one; omg! some naked guy in my bed!
girl two; I told you not to take him home! you were gone!
girl one; shit. this is an awesome morning after..

morning after by taytar January 25, 2009

Morning After Excuse 

This is the excuse one comes up with the morning after they stayed out late watching a sporting advent, or went out and partied to hard. Often a lame , last minuted excuse that no one buys into. More than likely excessive drinking, and cocaine have a role in ones lifestyle.

Joe's morning after excuse was weak as usual. Obviously the Eagles played last night.

Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.

Morning After Excuse by 7mary3 September 16, 2014

Morning After Dump

The name for the process in which you have a big bowel movement after a long night of drinking

I woek uip at that party and had a huge morning after dump

Morning After Dump by APfromMSP July 7, 2005

morning after pill

A pill used the morning after unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy. Can be used up to 72 hours after fucking. Works like a charm!

Chris: Hey man..me and my girlfriend finally did it last night
Jeff: Really? Did you use protection
Chris: Nope she's gonna take the morning after pill
Jeff: Nicee

morning after pill by Desi+Gwen July 18, 2006

Morning After Shit 

The extreme and bulky shitting process that is the result of a long night of heavy drinking.

Dude where have you been all morning?

Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.

Morning After Shit by Creativenate88 May 25, 2009

morning after milkshake 

When you sneak a morning after pill in a milkshake for some chick you busted a nut in. Banana is the best flavor.

John: good morning babe, I made you a delicious banana milkshake. (morning after milkshake)

Susie: oh thanks nigga, fuck me harder.

morning after milkshake by Bryce Harper258 January 11, 2014

morning after thrill 

the act of waking up and having sex with the girl you brought home and had casual sex with last night.

Brian: Yeah I woke and was still pretty hungover but, we both wanted to bang so i gave her a Morning After Thrill

James: Awesome!

morning after thrill by in case you didnt know33 May 1, 2010