Morbid Zoo

It's like, a zoo, right? but its full of morbid shit. So much morbid. So much shit. And yet, it fucks. Morbid Zoo fucks.
Of course I let him fuck me - he likes Morbid Zoo!

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Morbid Zoo

It's like a zoo, right? But it's full of morbid shit. Mmmm, so much morbid ... so much shit. So much zoo! And yet, it fucks. The Morbid Zoo fucks - hard.
Of course I let him fuck me, he likes the Morbid Zoo!

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