mop the floor

when some one in a fight gets grabbed by the hair and dragged on the floor

Yeah she was talking shit so ima mop the floor with that bitch when i see her!

by Tuchxy February 12, 2020

mop the floor

After a girl has given a guy a bulimic job, she then eats up the throw-up she just regurgitated off of his genitals. Bulimic job and mop the floor can continue for several rounds.

Christina: oh my god, I love being bulimic.
Josh: That's wonderful baby, now can you mop the floor?

by Thrice001 April 10, 2008

Mop the Floor

When you put your girl on top of the kitchen counter and perform oral sex and she squirts all over the floor. And that is the reason you have to mop the floor.

My girl loves it when I mop the floor!

by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009

Does An Airman Mop The Floor

A rhetorical question similar to “Does a bear shit in the woods” or “Is an elephant heavy”. Used by THE US Air Force, especially by NCO’s.

“Hey man, are you drinking this weekend?”

“Shittt, does an airman mop the floor?”

by mcspeedyburger December 8, 2023