The act of shitting and then ejaculating on someone or something
Guy 1: "I really feel like trying something freaky tonight."
Guy 2: "I can moose on you if you want."
Guy 1: "Alright man, just don't tell my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "I can moose on her too."
by BootyMasster420 October 13, 2014
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When two guys are at both ends of a lady friend, pig on spit style. Both men hold there hands up to there heads, fingers spread, moose antler like. One looks to the other and says "I am the moose". The other looks and says "No, I am the moose". They both then lock horns, whilst roasting their female friend.
Will and Alex came home from overseas and told of their moose in Canada.
by Travi January 24, 2008
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A sign given to a friend in hiding while you're having sex with a girl doggy-style. It involves simulating moose antlers by placing one's thumbs on each side of the head, spreading the other fingers wide, and waving them back and forth.
Ron was hiding in the closet, and I gave him the moose while I was doing Tiffany back-door.
by sala January 17, 2003
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Moose is an adjective that is used to describe someone you show affection towards. This can be used in reference to an event that reminds you of how cute, adorable and perfect this person is. It can also represent dissapointment if spoken in a lower tone.

The term "moose" can also be used to replace the term "i love you". (see examples).
In context to a situation it can be used the following way.

"moose your so cute"

When applied to someones name

"alex your a moose"

Due to its hidden meaning of "i love you", it can often just be said on its own, at the begining and ending of conversations.

by bill chambers November 26, 2006
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verb. To raise both hands to your head to simulate moose antlers whilst having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind.
I pulled a random bird in Zanzibar last night, took her home and moosed her three times.
by mercunium November 21, 2003
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a slang term used in an affectionate way to call someone when they have done something stupid.
you stupid moose! why did you let the dog escape!
by mmmm, smeat. July 18, 2003
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