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The communal act of rough...wild...passionate...primatial fornication. Usually accompanied with various vocal tones and frantic leg hmuping usually seen and heard from orangutans. It is also customary to wear "PLanet of the Apes" costumes in order to successfully portray monkey sex.
Dude, I was SO stoned, that I actually agreed to have monkey sex with this hot chick. *shameless expression* It was nice. ;)
by Neo2129 June 20, 2003
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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the spontaneous and uncontrolled display of unashamed public fornication.
"Just after we met we were so attracted to each other that we just ripped off our clothes and had Wild Monkey Sex!"
by Earnest Dupree January 19, 2008
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The joyful and tiresome act of sexual intercourse while hanging from the monkey bars.
Babe, my abs and arms are so sore from all of that monkey sex last night.
by doowopTown July 27, 2009
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