Monkey chode is a small but wide hairy dick, owned by a man called Geraint, it started when geraint said that his dick was the largest primate. Someone can also have a monkeys chode if they go around on halloween dressed as a banana.
by tim twatsiel November 25, 2014
One who is as short as they are wide, also makes rude comments about others to hide the fact that no one likes them and is a social outcast to everyone besides one special neighbor.
by Koolp9000 March 18, 2007
Chode Monkey Describes a person who will dance and play upon command to have the reward of slurping down some guys chode
Infuser is a chode Monkey
by Slaytanic December 11, 2004
by Punchy Rock May 21, 2019
Somebody who come's into your home and destroys your flat surfaces in an attempt to open his imported beers.
"Did that Chode Monkey just try to open a Heineken on your window sill??"
"Dude that Chode Monkey totally just took a chunk off of your end table!"
"Dude that Chode Monkey totally just took a chunk off of your end table!"
by Captain Dingus May 3, 2013