Money Trail

When a guy ejaculates where a "happy trail" would be.

Man! Mike video taped himself giving Matt the Money Trail and put it on YouTube!

by BholeHardwick November 24, 2009

trail money

Wipes.

Wipes are trail money so you don't have to use socks to wipe your rear.

by jjou February 11, 2019

kids got tail money

This phrase is used when eluding to someones wealth. Saying they have "tail money" infers the fact that they have money for coats with tails.

"What happened to Duncan's new flat screen?"

"He trashed it so he had an excuse to get that new Philips TV."

"Damn. Kids got tail money."

by DJterror October 14, 2009

curl a monkey tail

Taking a nice long dump without stopping to pinch off

Dude, after that T-bell I had to curl a monkey tail something fierce!

by A^C July 27, 2006

Growing a monkey tail

Taking a long massive shit.

I'm waiting for Melissa, cuz she's growing a monkey tail.

by comehonorfaceboots November 16, 2016

monkey trailing

the act of leaving behind a trail of toxic nerve gas emmited from ones bunghole.

I didn't warn my grandma i was monkey trailing, so when she caught a wiff she checked her Depends.

by BXplicit December 9, 2008

snap off a monkey tail

To take a shit

I'll be right back, I gotta go snap off a monkey tail!

by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003