Money Trail 

When a guy ejaculates where a "happy trail" would be.

Man! Mike video taped himself giving Matt the Money Trail and put it on YouTube!

Money Trail by BholeHardwick November 24, 2009

trail money 

Wipes.

Wipes are trail money so you don't have to use socks to wipe your rear.

trail money by jjou February 11, 2019

kids got tail money 

This phrase is used when eluding to someones wealth. Saying they have "tail money" infers the fact that they have money for coats with tails.

"What happened to Duncan's new flat screen?"

"He trashed it so he had an excuse to get that new Philips TV."

"Damn. Kids got tail money."

kids got tail money by DJterror October 14, 2009

curl a monkey tail

Taking a nice long dump without stopping to pinch off

Dude, after that T-bell I had to curl a monkey tail something fierce!

curl a monkey tail by A^C July 27, 2006

Growing a monkey tail 

Taking a long massive shit.

I'm waiting for Melissa, cuz she's growing a monkey tail.

Growing a monkey tail by comehonorfaceboots November 16, 2016

monkey trailing 

the act of leaving behind a trail of toxic nerve gas emmited from ones bunghole.

I didn't warn my grandma i was monkey trailing, so when she caught a wiff she checked her Depends.

monkey trailing by BXplicit December 9, 2008

snap off a monkey tail

To take a shit

I'll be right back, I gotta go snap off a monkey tail!

snap off a monkey tail by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003