Moncing 

The Facebook art of Moncing. When you do not trust someone on your friends list to be in a group with your other friends. So you end up banning then from the group and away from your other friends.

Only preformed by the creator or admin of a group. Usually involves inviting them with a group request. Then when they accept and you find they will cause trouble within the group you ban them.

Thus preforming the art of moncing.

You
"Why have you banned me Emelda?"

Them
"I didn't trust you in the group with my friends"

You
"so you're moncing me then?"

Them
"yes I am do you have a problem with that?"

Moncing by Ricky Foxwell February 12, 2009

mancing 

Mancing is a man dancing by himself. This often occurs at home when no one else is around. Most mancing will involve wearing just underwear and socks but not necessarily limited to just undergarments. It is completely possible for mancing to occur in public and anywhere.

Marc: I love it when Tom Cruise starts mancing in Risky Business.
Zach: That's the only reason to watch that movie!
Joe: You're both gay.

mancing by Marc Sauve December 17, 2005

mincing lizard 

A lizard walking in a camp fashion with fimble wrists. Seems like it would suit the noise 'mmnnihmmnhimnmhm'

hey look at this mincing lizard i drew!

mincing lizard by mincerlizard December 7, 2011

Mincing 

To walk or sashe/shante in a very effeminate and/or swishy way. To walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.

Wow, get a load of him Mincing across the room like he's walking on egg shells.

Mincing by Kieron M. May 20, 2008

monking off 

masturbating, beating off, jacking off, choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off

can't believe goblin keeps monking off

monking off by eggbearrice January 14, 2021

Cirlicular Mancing 

When at a club, a group of three or more males proceed to dance in a man circle to potentially attract females to dance with.

Unlike its origin "mancing", this takes place in public at bars, clubs, family parties, etc., and usually takes the shape of a circle with females usually within close range.

Common cirlicular mancing songs: All techno, "Free Falling" - Tom Petty, "Sweet Caroline" - Neil Diamond.

Cirlicular Mancing by IPADeux January 14, 2008

Monking

Pronunciation: \muhn`-king\
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English munuc, from Late Latin monachus, from Late Greek monachos, from Greek, adjective, single, from monos single, alone. Dervied from the American sitcom "Monk".
Date: 2006

1. To engage in a psychologically induced state of complete uncomfortability, often brought on by stresses such as; heat, lack of food, awkward social encounters, germs, etc.
2. Another term for a panic attack induced by social anxiety and/or physical surroundings.
3. To display symptoms of OCD, social anxiety disorder, or any other number of psychological disorders displayed by fictional detective Adrian Monk on the popular American television mystery sitcom Monk.
4. An extreme state of paranoia in which one feels as if all surrounding humans are looking at him/her in a negative demeanor.

Chris: "It is so hot in here I can feel the sweat dripping down my back."
Brett: "Yes and this cashier is taking forever, and the peasants waiting in line with us reak of unsanitary conditions"
Chris: "YES! And they are all looking at us."
Brett: "Forget this dude, I'm MONKING!"
(Drops all groceries where they stand and the two head for the door.)

Monking by Chris & Brett August 1, 2008