A Mohican Pohican is a Mohawk that goes all the way around the body, from the top of the head travelling full circumference from the head, to the beard travelling down to the chest to the pubic hair, before becoming gooch hair and then finally ass hair, then turning into back hair before connecting with the afore mentioned mow hawk at the back.
by Pohican appreciator February 13, 2021
When you are about to mount a girl from behind and she is on her period, quickly pull out her tampon and wipe it on each of her cheeks.
She and I were getting real into things when I decided to hop around to the back of her and give make her the Last Mohican.
by Beav November 25, 2003
The act of defecating on someone's forehead then using the a phallic object to paint war paint on thier face using the excreted feces.
by Necro S May 10, 2005
The alternative to having babies is to give birth anally to a full grown indian man by using the last mohican fedge wedge
by thebootsybeast November 11, 2010