A game published by Activision which is a simple "copy-and-paste" stand-alone game. The graphics and physics engine for this "new" and "improved" game are "phenomenal", with little to no improvement in comparison of the Black Ops engine. Many people are fooled by the official label of the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3", but most gamers recognize that the game was just half-assed and only minor adjustments were made.
Everybody knows that this game should have been a 40 USD expansion, the same way people thought Halo 3:ODST should have been an expansion for Halo 3 (original).
People often confuse this game with Modern Warfare 2. Hence, the name Modern Warfare 2.5
Everybody knows that this game should have been a 40 USD expansion, the same way people thought Halo 3:ODST should have been an expansion for Halo 3 (original).
People often confuse this game with Modern Warfare 2. Hence, the name Modern Warfare 2.5
"Hey man, do you want to jump onto that MW3?"
"Naw dude, I'm getting on Battlefield 3 and then Halo bro! Screw that Modern Warfare 2.5!"
"Dawg, you right! I'm gonna play with you hold on real quick!"
"Naw dude, I'm getting on Battlefield 3 and then Halo bro! Screw that Modern Warfare 2.5!"
"Dawg, you right! I'm gonna play with you hold on real quick!"
by Basilman212 November 9, 2011
The single greatest way of making 12-16 year old boys think they know everything about how the military operates.
Kid after playing Modern Warfare 2: Hey when you fought in Afghanistan how many pavelows did you call in?
Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*
Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*
by ProjectRealityForTheGame January 15, 2011
Modern Warfare 3 is going to be Modern Warfare 2 but with higher detailed dust and a complete set of new floating newspapers, boy I can't wait!
by ThisMarbleMan June 27, 2011
Not to be confused with Modern Warfare 2 which was way older, Modern Warfare II is the 2022 Call of duty game which is being shoved down our throats so we can pre-order the game with the vault pack.
Warzone: PrE-oRrEr Modern Warfare II VaUlT pAcK nOw.
Me: STFU IM TRYING TO PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS I AINT WASTING NO MONEY UNTIL I FIND OUT THE GAME IS ACTUALLY GOOD UNLIKE SHITGUARD.
Me: STFU IM TRYING TO PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS I AINT WASTING NO MONEY UNTIL I FIND OUT THE GAME IS ACTUALLY GOOD UNLIKE SHITGUARD.
by IdkPlat June 21, 2022
A demonic mind-controlling device that drives small children to the edge of insanity, makes 20 year olds lose their job or get expelled, and is all around hated by females. It is also used to help fat losers become internet celebrities.
A myth says that if one spends too much time with Modern Warfare 2, they completely lose brain function and gain the power to never eat, sleep, or converse with friends, family and/or partners.
A myth says that if one spends too much time with Modern Warfare 2, they completely lose brain function and gain the power to never eat, sleep, or converse with friends, family and/or partners.
Jeff:"Oh my God dude I just hit a fuckin' triple in Modern Warfare 2"
Mike:"That's great....are you not coming to school anymore or what?"
Mike:"That's great....are you not coming to school anymore or what?"
by shcoome March 2, 2010
A steaming pile of shit that will result in many controllers being broken and holes punched in walls
11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade"
11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever"
11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade"
11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever"
Gamer: "Yesss I just finished the campaign of modern warfare 2 on veteran now to try out the multiplayer"
*1 game later*
Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???"
*1 more game later*
Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?!?!?!?!??!?!"
*1 knife later*
Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"
*1 more knife*
Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall*
*next week*
Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall"
Gamer: "Infinity Ward"
*1 game later*
Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???"
*1 more game later*
Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?!?!?!?!??!?!"
*1 knife later*
Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"
*1 more knife*
Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall*
*next week*
Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall"
Gamer: "Infinity Ward"
by Harruxx ftw :) September 8, 2010
This game is for several types of people:
1: If you find yourself unable to get poon, play Modern Warfare 2. You will now have an excuse for why you aren't pounding a whore in the bathroom of a backdoor bar. It is a perfectly legitimate excuse because you will cum 10x more than any shitty bar bj when you unlock the "pro noob" models
2: If you are enjoy roasting marshmellows over a fire, and sleeping in tents aka "a camper"
Online play includes the following types of people:
1. People who pretend to be military, only to later be discovered with a 5x voice changer. When asked what unit they are with, you will no longer hear their voice, except for when their mommy calls for dinner.
2. You will also find kids who start screaming curse words, because the big kid in 5th grade taught them. You will learn that you will end up pressing the mute button more often than the fire button because you end up getting spawn killed before you have time hit the trigger button.
3. You will find racist pricks who think it is hillarious to change their clan tag to "KKK." When questioning their beliefs they are unable to support their statements, except with comments such as "that is the way I was raised."
1: If you find yourself unable to get poon, play Modern Warfare 2. You will now have an excuse for why you aren't pounding a whore in the bathroom of a backdoor bar. It is a perfectly legitimate excuse because you will cum 10x more than any shitty bar bj when you unlock the "pro noob" models
2: If you are enjoy roasting marshmellows over a fire, and sleeping in tents aka "a camper"
Online play includes the following types of people:
1. People who pretend to be military, only to later be discovered with a 5x voice changer. When asked what unit they are with, you will no longer hear their voice, except for when their mommy calls for dinner.
2. You will also find kids who start screaming curse words, because the big kid in 5th grade taught them. You will learn that you will end up pressing the mute button more often than the fire button because you end up getting spawn killed before you have time hit the trigger button.
3. You will find racist pricks who think it is hillarious to change their clan tag to "KKK." When questioning their beliefs they are unable to support their statements, except with comments such as "that is the way I was raised."
Noob: I love playing modern warfare 2
Pwner: You aren't playing!
Noob: yes I am (says in a gay 5 year old voice)
Pwner: No you aren't because I am spawn killing you before you have the oppurtunity to fire.
Pwner: You aren't playing!
Noob: yes I am (says in a gay 5 year old voice)
Pwner: No you aren't because I am spawn killing you before you have the oppurtunity to fire.
by NoobPwner1234xxxxxx March 6, 2010