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Moderate Christian 

Someone who doesn't believe anything in the bible, doesn't go to church, sins on a regular basis, but believes god exists anyway. Pretty much an atheist who hasn't read the bible or ever considered that their parents lied to them.
Atheist: Have you actually read the bible?
Moderate Christian: No, but my priest said it was a good book because it says we shouldn't kill people or steal things.
Atheist: It also says you should beat your slaves and rape a virgin to make her your wife. Plus, every culture in existence has had provisions against killing and stealing.
Moderate Christian: It's my belief, you intolerant Atheist! You're so intolerant. Why can't you let me believe what I want? You're always coming to my door, buying tv networks, and teaching little kids that they will suffer forever if they aren't atheists.

(Agnostic joins in): Yeah you atheists are so intolerant. You can't prove there isn't a god.
Atheist: I wasn't trying to. I was only saying the bible is a pretty bad book; it condones slavery, rape, and mass murder.
Agnostic: INTOLERANT!!!!
Moderate Christian by 666dmetal666 January 27, 2012
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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