Yea, that strip joint is mobbed up!
by fck the only thing left is you! May 04, 2003
To add members to, or become a member of, someone else's "mafia."
Originally just shorthand for joining/asking someone to join you in Mafia Wars, it now includes real life situations.
Originally just shorthand for joining/asking someone to join you in Mafia Wars, it now includes real life situations.
(1) Bob: Mob up! bob90210@hootmail.org
(2) Carl: Yo, those four guys have been messin' with us all night.
Dave: Well there's only the two of us, so if you wanna take 'em on, we're gonna have to mob up.
(2) Carl: Yo, those four guys have been messin' with us all night.
Dave: Well there's only the two of us, so if you wanna take 'em on, we're gonna have to mob up.
by JamesBeam March 12, 2010
That nigga got mobbed up.
by Jizzo Fortanel January 23, 2004
by OGMONKS March 28, 2007
The mobbed-up manlet, also known as the mafia manlet, is a diminutively stunted member or associate of the Italian-American Mafia. The aptly named, 5ft5 small, Nicodemo "Little Nicky" Scarfo, who blunderously served as boss of the Philadelphia Mafia from 1981 to 1990, perfectly exemplifies the deeply flawed and Napoleon complex-driven nature of the mobbed-up manlet. This treacherous and terminally insecure manlet boy ordered the cowardly 1984 murder of his best friend and six-foot tall mafia captain Salvatore Testa because Little Nicky was catastrophically jealous of Testa's superlatively superior height and the resultant fact that Salvatore Testa was beloved, widely respected and admired as a real man, while Little Nicky was forever doomed to be looked down upon as the petite and utterly insignificant sissy manlet that he was.
Why are those mobbed-up manlets crying tiny tears of manlet rage in front of that strip club over there? The minuscule manlets tried to shake the club down for protection money but the bouncers didn't allow the silly mafia manlets inside because they understandably assumed the stunted manlets to be children. Lol, manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator August 19, 2024