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millennium adult 

Someone born in the new millennium (Year 2000) whose about to turn 18 in 2018!

We're all shocked! Expect for the trolls and pedants who we ignore.
Ryan to Dave: Dude did you know people born in 2000 will be adults!!!!
Dave: No...this cant be.....I'm 30 years older than them, it's too early to have millennium adults why now???
Ryan: IDK DAVE!
Dave passes up.
Ryan: Dave?
millennium adult by IloveApplePies2 December 23, 2017
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Millennium adult 

An adult who was born in the new millennium (Born on January 1, 2000 or later). Typically, someone born in the new millennium becomes a millennium adult when he or she reaches the age 18 (In most countries).
Scott to Mom: Hey mom.
Mom to Scott: Hey my baby, happy birthday! I can't believe you're 17 you are growing up so fast!
Scott to Mom: Actually mom....I'm 18.
Mott to Scott: Wait, no you aren't.

Scott to Mom: Yes I am mom. I was born in 2000, not 2001.

Mom to Scott: Oh no...my baby is a millennium adult (vomits)_
Scott to Mom: Are you alright mother?

Millennium adult 

A person who was born in the new millennium (Year 2000 or after) who is legally an adult (18+ in most countries).
Mother to Blake: Oh my baby happy birthday! Look I made you think 17 candle cake!

Blake to Mother: Ummm mom, I’m not 17. I am 18 actually.

Mother to Blake: What? No you’re 17. (Mom starts to stress)

Blake to Mother: Mom I’m 18, I’m an adult. Remember when you called me a millennium baby?

Mother: Yes, I remembered.

Blake: Well since I was born in 2000, I’m a millennium adult because I’m an adult whose born in the new millennium! I’m an 18 year old now mom!

(Mom passes out)

Blake: Mom?
Millennium adult by Biologist2001 January 20, 2018

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026