Millard Man
noun
A mouth breathing Omaha native residing anywhere SW of 108th and Pacific in the Omaha, NE Metro. The Millard Man typically owns his own contracting company, i.e., heating and cooling, plumbing, landscaping, etc. and has an overinflated sense of self worth due to his self-made "status". Millard Man tends to be indignant and can be difficult to converse with because of their often combative and arrogant nature. The Millard Man's archetype is not limited to the geographic boundaries of the Millard neighborhood because it has metastasized into a social contagion across much of the metro.
A mouth breathing Omaha native residing anywhere SW of 108th and Pacific in the Omaha, NE Metro. The Millard Man typically owns his own contracting company, i.e., heating and cooling, plumbing, landscaping, etc. and has an overinflated sense of self worth due to his self-made "status". Millard Man tends to be indignant and can be difficult to converse with because of their often combative and arrogant nature. The Millard Man's archetype is not limited to the geographic boundaries of the Millard neighborhood because it has metastasized into a social contagion across much of the metro.
I don't go to that bar much anymore. It's been taken over by the Millard Man.
DId that drunken Millard Man really just park his company truck on the sidewalk?
I swear if one more Millard Man screams across the bar for a Keno ticket, I'm out of here.
DId that drunken Millard Man really just park his company truck on the sidewalk?
I swear if one more Millard Man screams across the bar for a Keno ticket, I'm out of here.
Millard Man by Omaha Cynic August 11, 2023
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