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milk bottles 

A name given mainly to European women who frequent the sunny beaches of the Carribean, looking for an exotic shag by Jamaican 'Rastatutes' (Rastafarian statutes: built-up sex-industry workers), to denote their horniness (they resemble empty milk bottles waiting to be 'filled' with 'white'... uh, man-milk!)...
British milk bottles are dime-a-dozen on Seven Mile Beach whenever the tourists' season starts in Jamaica!
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Milk bottle 

An uncircumcised penis, due to its resemblance to a Milk Bottle lolly
Patty is a big fan of docking, but being cut he requires his partners to have milk bottles. He would prefer to be the dockee rather than the docker, but obviously this is physically impossible. As such, he still harbours resentment against his mother for knocking the top off his milk bottle.
Milk bottle by Wrist Wrangler October 12, 2011

sheep shagging milk bottle 

Someone from wales with a milk bottle tan

Milk Bottle Rule 

The date you start liking a guy you buy a bottle of milk and you have untill the milk goes off to do something about it otherwise his fair game for everybody else!
someone started likeing someone on the 5th of Feb and bought a bottle milk that day on the 15th when it went off she hadn't done anything about it so the milk bottle rule says that the guy is fair game to everyone else
Milk Bottle Rule by milk bar February 2, 2010

milk bottle 

A penis of impressive girth, resembling the dimensions of a UK pint bottle of milk.

Has great potential for destruction or ruination of the recieving partner.
Ann: Why Billie you are walking a little strange today!

Billie: Yeh, that guy i took home last night was a real milk bottle, i just couldnt face seconds this morning.
milk bottle by bond Don January 14, 2008

milk bottle 

He's 20 years old and still drinks out of a milk bottle.
milk bottle by therealvirgin January 30, 2010

milk bottle run 

the passenger jet from Europe to the Caribbean. White female sex tourists go to the Caribbean for the black guys. Milk bottles need filling.
milk bottle run by Joedecop September 22, 2014