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A synonym of the word "weak", symbolizing the submissive, pre-pubescent weakness of the character Milhouse, from The Simpsons.

Use is similar to the word "fail" in describing objects, people, events, or qualities.
Example 1:

Lenny: "Two years ago I couldn't bench press my own body weight."

Carl: "That's because you were a Milhouse."

Example 2:

Lenny: "My mom only put one slice of turkey in my sandwich..."

Carl: "Your mom makes your lunch? That's Milhouse...and your sandwich is Milhouse too."

Example 3:

Lenny: "I completely forgot all the dating tips you gave me when I approached her so I choked and couldn't ask her out."

Carl: "That's cuz you're a Milhouse!"
by IEATRICE December 14, 2008
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-Term meaning dork,uncool and really nerdy.
-Bart's best friend on "The Simpsons"
Guy 1:Look at that milhouse!
Guy 2:Yeah,he's so totally a milhouse,dude!

(Homer to Milhouse while playing a board game)Ha ha ha! It looks like you,poindexter!
by TotallyMilhouse October 10, 2003
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someone who never gets with ladies or has minimal social skills and is a closet homo
cd is being such a milhouse today
by harold hunter September 05, 2005
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A sexual act where a person gives a blow job and then passes the cum onto another person by making out with them.
Annabelle and Brittany gave me a Milhouse last night!
by Andrew Shadle June 06, 2006
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MILHOUSE ROCKS THE HOUSE MAN!!!
this could mean dork or dorkiness
girl your boyfriend is such a milhouse!
that shirt makes u look like a milhouse!
those glasses are soooo milhouse!
by Britt January 02, 2004
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an incredibly weak spliff which makes you even more strung out than you were before you smoked it.
'Fucking hell mate, take this horrible milhouse, pass your weed and let me roll a proper one'
by BOB MONKHOUSE April 23, 2008
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1. Member in the online game community who has disappeared since becoming married to a non-gamer.

2. The act of disappearing suddenly.
1. Man that medic ruled! Whatever happened to Milhouse?

2. The ninja milhoused into the shadows.
by Jethro December 31, 2003
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