Mile of Dick

1 mile = 5,280 feet = 63,360 inches
The national average penis size in the US is 5.5 inches.
63,360/5.5 inches = 11,520

There is approximately 11,520 dicks in a mile.

Yo Mama is such a hoe that she has a Mile of Dick twice a week!

Tim: Man! Sally has hooked up with everyone at work, except me. Glad I'm not part of her Mile of Dick.

Tom: Speak for yourself!

by NobeeCares January 9, 2023

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coke miles

coke miles — The rapid aging of the skin and face when someone uses waaaaaaaaaaay to much cocaine on a regular basis. Lines on a mirror case lines on your face.

Man, she used to be really hot, but, now she has coke miles on her face and skin. You know what they say: lives on a mirror cause lines in your face. If she could see her reflection in that snow covered mirror maybe she would stop!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 21, 2023

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miles mckenna

Miles Mckenna is a very popular trans (FTM) youtuber who recently hit 1,000,000 subscribers on his channel, MilesChronicles. He is one of the most amazing people to walk this earth. He is the most badass biotch to every strut the planet. If you haven't watched a MilesChronicles video, I suggest that you do right now because you will love it. :) He is now on a show called Guilty Party which you must watch immediately. Go to youtube and search Guilty Party, then watch all of the episodes. I triple-dog-dare you.

MILES MCKENNA IS FRICKING AMAZING
I love Miles Mckenna
Miles Mckenna is amazing
OMG, Miles Mckenna is so awesome

by memesandmiles October 12, 2017

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Philmont Mile

A measure of distance anywhere between 5 steps and 5 miles. Given by Rangers at Philmont who have no idea what the actual distance to where you are going, so they completely bullshit their answer when you ask them how far it is to anywhere.

Scout: How far is it from Shaefer's Pass to the Tooth of Time?
Ranger: It's exactly 1.75 miles.
Scout: Since that is 1.75 Philmont miles, its probably about 4 real miles.

by Seven '08 Oscar Four July 23, 2011

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