When someone is that mentally paralytic off the bevvies, literally nothing they say is bound by the laws of logic and basic speech.
"He was fucked him, last night, you know"

"He was just enjoying himself"

"No, he was full-on bordering Mikal Russia"

"...Fuck."
by Syd Mully May 3, 2016
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Both ruthless penis suckers, kai drives a black jeep with tripple didget numbers. They are both cute doh
Look at those mikal and kais
by Urpepe January 4, 2020
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Mikal is a fit boy who gets all the girls and always finds freinds with jacobs
Mikal:" Hi "
Girl: " Orgasms"
by Korny sauce November 24, 2021
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The equivalent to a wet paper towel. Someone who does not want to have any fun. A Mikal is someone who is the collie grey and doesn’t like any food except pizza and burgers. He bores everyone around him
Don’t be such a Mikal, join us on the beach
by Den vise June 17, 2023
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mikal = nish boyfriend
he is very lovely

hes also tall and chubby = very good cuddler!!!!
he loves you 100%
u can always forgive him because hes nice
omg i love mikal
what no i love him more
no hes mine
by nishnoshhhh December 31, 2022
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