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Midnight shit 

When you are taking a shit at midnight and simultaneously beating your meat.
Guy: Damn bro, yesterday I performed an incredible midnight shit, that felt AWESOME

Guy: shit you're a champ
Midnight shit by yoGrabHere May 20, 2020
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Midnight Shit 

The act of shutting off the lights in a bathroom while someone is in the act of shitting in a stall. Usually performed at public restrooms. The poor person will have trouble wiping him/herself.
Hey everyone, Jim is in the bathroom taking a midnight shit. Man that sucks to be him.
Midnight Shit by Brett Rauchwerger January 13, 2008

midnight shit 

The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.
I had one of those crazy midnight shits last night.
midnight shit by joffway February 22, 2023
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