A school full of yeehaw ass bitches and racist trump loving people. The black male students are all wanna be thugs and the white students use the n-word like it’s water. The teachers are lame asf and dress code over dumb shit and the guys are low key gay asf. Inside of the school is very nice besides the bat infestation that happened a few months ago. Welcome to Middleburg brothers and sisters since all of y’all like to fuckur family members. 💀
by Middleburg Highschool June 4, 2019
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(Located in The Islands):
(Boys Bathroom)
Boy One- “Bro, what if someone walks in and sees us?”
Boy Two- “Shut up and no one will know. Now hold still so I can measure properly.”
Boy 1- “You slept with her?!”
Boy 2- “She asked for it. She is a slut anyways.”
Boy 1- “Don’t talk like that about my girl!”
Boy 2 - “She ain’t your girl, she is the schools girl.”
*both proceed to slap box each-other*
(Girls Bathroom)
Girl 1- “She wouldn’t shut up and kept blurting out answers.”
Girl 2- “Not to mention she kept trying to talk to Jacob.”
Girl 3- “She needs to just stop talking all together. Cya later.”
Girls 1 and 2- “Bye.”
***one second after she left***
Girl 1- “What a skank. Did you know she slept with my boyfriend?”
Girl 2- “Hold up, what! Shut up!”
(Located in The Islands):
(Boys Bathroom)
Boy One- “Bro, what if someone walks in and sees us?”
Boy Two- “Shut up and no one will know. Now hold still so I can measure properly.”
Boy 1- “You slept with her?!”
Boy 2- “She asked for it. She is a slut anyways.”
Boy 1- “Don’t talk like that about my girl!”
Boy 2 - “She ain’t your girl, she is the schools girl.”
*both proceed to slap box each-other*
(Girls Bathroom)
Girl 1- “She wouldn’t shut up and kept blurting out answers.”
Girl 2- “Not to mention she kept trying to talk to Jacob.”
Girl 3- “She needs to just stop talking all together. Cya later.”
Girls 1 and 2- “Bye.”
***one second after she left***
Girl 1- “What a skank. Did you know she slept with my boyfriend?”
Girl 2- “Hold up, what! Shut up!”
by MiddleburgTrash December 17, 2021
Get the Middleburg Highschool mug.A school where all you hear is howdy partner and let's go huntin' the football team is okay and getting better with the seniors leaving the next hear will be more fun the volleyball team is good but never does better than district champs and the softball team is on the fall for good the girls are all dtf and the guys are ehh unless they play football the white guys are all packing on the team and will have there girls begging for more Middleburg is an okay place with terrible stuff
by Hunkinmytrunk37 November 8, 2018
Get the Middleburg High School mug.you’re either a country bumpkin, thot, or one of the very few decent people that are under appreciated and ignored. “popular” thots wear crocs or those weird boat shoes (both gross as fuck like you guys look mad ugly) and think they are superior bad bitches but they really just musty and racist. guys are untrustworthy and headass getting to school 30 minutes early to hang with their annoying jhit friends by their pickup truck that their daddy is paying for. the new freshmen are all either an emo or a MADDDDDD THOTTT. sophomores are headass, annoying, and think they run the school. juniors are weird as fuck but can be chill. seniors are obviously superior but filled with drama. EVERYONE has a nicotine addiction. and no there is not incest idk why people say that weird shit, sorely mistaken mhs for chs
sarah: “yeah i got catcalled by some country bumpkins that were juuling in the back of their pickup”
me: “well that’s middleburg high school for ya”
me: “well that’s middleburg high school for ya”
by an ignored decent person November 8, 2018
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