Scotty G has screwed with his friends when they pass out for the last time. Next time he gets the Midas Teabag
by supshp August 20, 2013
by carlthelong December 2, 2022
by ctynacho November 28, 2016
A nickname applied to those who, in high school, were not sexually active and took matters into their own hands on a frequent and daily basis.
MM: So B***, whats your PR?
JB: Umm...10? yeah, 10.
*unbelieving stares from all involved*
BP: Dude, are you fucking king midas?
JB: Umm...10? yeah, 10.
*unbelieving stares from all involved*
BP: Dude, are you fucking king midas?
by Skipperdo January 25, 2009
by tobywonkanobe July 16, 2010
The act of being binded up by the character Midas from fortnite and him railing you from behind with his golden dick then he strips you and rails you for all eternity. Don’t worry, he’ll feed you and bathe you and live a life with you but 20% of the day revolves around sex.
To get this to happen say “Ovaries and eggs” in a dark Grocery Store bathroom while shitting.
To get this to happen say “Ovaries and eggs” in a dark Grocery Store bathroom while shitting.
by Ganyu March 24, 2021
by EggyBaby February 3, 2011