After eating Mexican food, I gave Betsy a Michigan Pot Hole, the bathrooms were out of order and I didn’t have anywhere else to go.
by Keller319 November 6, 2022
When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.
Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.
by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022
A poor private public school across the street from a courthouse. This place has at least 8 teachers leave every year and is infested by human centipedes.
Lake Michigan Catholic is trash.
by Mr. Salerno December 3, 2019
A Jamestown, MI is a place that is so ordinary, small, and forgettable, that you are sure there must be a honeycomb of missile silos underneath it, because NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
Nowhere is Jamestown, Michigan.
by crazeeeman September 20, 2018
by 8349533 August 19, 2022
A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.
by Tardotheassmonkey August 27, 2023
The act in which one hooks their dick to a jumper cable on a vehicle, then proceeds to threaten the driver with a firearm, which the driver proceeds to drive off stretching the dick to its unusual length
by Ashlovesmichiganstretchers September 26, 2023