michael bolton 

No talent assclown.......come on, someone had to add this....

"Until that no talent assclown starting winning grammys"

michael bolton by Sky December 26, 2003

Michael Bolton 

Use to be considered a "no talent ass clown" that sucked, until doing the song "Jack Sparrow" with Lonely Island. Now he's a legend, and he actually has a good voice, who would've thought?

THIS IS THE TALE OF MICHAEL BOLTON

Michael Bolton by someone took the name I wanted June 9, 2011

michael bolton 

Personally, I celebrate the man's entire catalog. To me, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'

Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!

michael bolton by Daytona Blue February 4, 2005

michael bolton 

An amazing character from office space who hates his name because of the other douchebag he shares his name with

Michael bolton was amazing in office space

michael bolton by 14 inch cock May 13, 2005

michael bolton 

1. A stupid "no talent assclown" who sings like he's constipated aka the male Celine Dion.
2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space.

Michael Bolton

michael bolton by Anti Rebublican March 22, 2004

Michael Bolton 

Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies.

also has a liking for-
Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
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Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

Michael Bolton by cheeseoid October 31, 2011

michael bolton 

An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.

michael bolton by Da Dude October 17, 2003