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Use to be considered a "no talent ass clown" that sucked, until doing the song "Jack Sparrow" with Lonely Island. Now he's a legend, and he actually has a good voice, who would've thought?
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From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.
"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."
by nopeidontneedanameok October 15, 2015
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Personally, I celebrate the man's entire catalog. To me, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'
Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!
by Daytona Blue February 04, 2005
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An amazing character from office space who hates his name because of the other douchebag he shares his name with
by 14 inch cock March 10, 2005
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1. A stupid "no talent assclown" who sings like he's constipated aka the male Celine Dion.
2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space.
by Anti Rebublican March 22, 2004
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Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies.

also has a liking for-
Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
by cheeseoid May 31, 2011
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