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Mexican egg

the mexican egg is a fruit also known as avocado
She whipped up a Mexican egg and made guacamole
by MikkiB1673 December 31, 2019
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Mexican Easter Egg

A rolled up filthy diaper found in any public space other than a trash can.
I went to the grocery store and almost stepped on a Mexican Easter egg that someone threw in the parking lot.
by meltron2d2 November 15, 2011
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mexican eggplant

An alternative to intercourse. A man buries (i.e. plants) his huevos into a vaginal canal and screams “¡arrrrrrriba!” to perform the Mexican Eggplant. Traditionally, one uses the pogo stick 69 position, continuously thrusting the scrotum into the vaginal canal whilst bouncing in a fluid, methodical, and hypnotizing “scissoring motion.“

An anal, also referred to as the wrong hole, variation exists that is known as “La berenjena negra;” the variation is rumored to have originated in Jamaica and brought to Mexico in the late 1970s, but has remained largely obscure.
My brother Jorgé told me how he performed a Mexican Eggplant on my mom. I stopped hearing the bedsprings for a minute, and suddenly “¡arrrrrriba!” rang out through the house. I had to stop masturbating it was so loud.
by Souvi January 13, 2020
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Mexican Eggroll

When you take a tortilla, lather salsa on it, then beat your dick with it like it owes you money.
Extremely eager for some action, Bobby performed a Mexican Eggroll at the dinner table because he hadn't had sex with his girlfriend in months.
by HerbinAteAvore November 30, 2013
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mexican eggs

poor mans (huevos y habas) eggs & beans
I'm so poor must eat mexican eggs.. take flour dough press into ball ( put yellow food color on top) some beans + 2 strips of mexican bacon Ole'... mexican eggs AKA huevos y habas.

PS I eat mexican eggs in my mexican motel con mucho gusto!
by itichie_nocanpo August 30, 2006
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