Metacom 

Metacom (Medicom) pronounced incorrectly by the same fuckbags who also say modium instead of modem, cervixs instead of services, rooter instead of router, digikal instead of digital. They are the people that make customer service and technical support people laugh. Thank you morons.

Customer says: "Hey is this that Metacom cervixes? I can't gert muh modium to talk to mer compootur. Send someone out now or I will disconnect my shit and not afford to go somewhere else."

Technical support replies with: "Yep that'll be fine, anything else I can help you with today?"

Metacom by paintsy April 15, 2011

metacortex 

The name of the company Neo worked for in the movie "The Matrix".

The roots of this word are meta-, which according to Webster's means "going beyond or higher, transcending," and -cortex, which is "the outer layer (boundary) of gray matter surrounding the brain." Thus, Metacortex is "transcending the boundaries of the brain," which is precisely what Neo proceeds to do.

Neo worked for Metacortex.

metacortex by acrylic June 15, 2007

Metacognologist 

Metacognologist. a) One who thinks thoughts about thinking about thoughts often Unemployed. b) one who practices the study of Metacogniton

as a Metacognologist, If he knew, what I thought he knew, then he'd know that I don't know what he knows.

Metacognologist by rog-uk September 16, 2007

metacomment 

A comment in an online forum or discussion board about a topic that is, itself, about a comment or the author of a comment rather than the topic being discussed.

Metacomments typically occur as a series of negative personal comments between participants and tend to derail the topic of conversation, descending into chaos (or brilliance, depending on your perspective).

Person 1: I thought the movie was boring. And the lead actor is way too unattractive to take seriously as the love interest.
Person 2: Your boring and unatractive.
Person 1: It's "you're" and "unattractive" dumbass. Learn to spell.
Person 2: Oh, sorry. Is this better? You're unattractive.
Person 1: Nice one, bitch.
Person 3: It was much better than Cats. I'm going to see it again and again and again.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Huh?
Person 1: Fucking dork.
Person 2: Yeah, prolly lives in his mom's basement.
Person 1: True. And you should "prolly" learn how to spell "probably" too.
Person 2: Ugh.
Person 4: What's with all the metacommentary? Can we get back to talking about the movie?
Person 1: No.
Person 2: Shut up.

metacomment by rabid_god January 17, 2022

Metacod 

Magic fish from Japan. May or may not grant you wishes.

Metacod will kill you and your momma without even blinking. It is now time for the news at three.

Metacod by Synthetic April 11, 2004

Metacogcrastinate 

To think about thinking about doing something.

I had so many things to do, that in the end, all I did was metacogcrastinate.

Thinking about what to put on my list that I'll make tomorrow for stuff that I'll do next week!

Metacogcrastinate by Raevyn79 March 22, 2012

Metacortex 

The company Thomas A. Anderson (AKA NEO) worked for in the movie "The Matrix."

Neo worked at Metacortex before he became "The One."

Metacortex by Conjalka October 2, 2006