Metacom (Medicom) pronounced incorrectly by the same fuckbags who also say modium instead of modem, cervixs instead of services, rooter instead of router, digikal instead of digital. They are the people that make customer service and technical support people laugh. Thank you morons.
Customer says: "Hey is this that Metacom cervixes? I can't gert muh modium to talk to mer compootur. Send someone out now or I will disconnect my shit and not afford to go somewhere else."
Technical support replies with: "Yep that'll be fine, anything else I can help you with today?"
Technical support replies with: "Yep that'll be fine, anything else I can help you with today?"
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The roots of this word are meta-, which according to Webster's means "going beyond or higher, transcending," and -cortex, which is "the outer layer (boundary) of gray matter surrounding the brain." Thus, Metacortex is "transcending the boundaries of the brain," which is precisely what Neo proceeds to do.
The roots of this word are meta-, which according to Webster's means "going beyond or higher, transcending," and -cortex, which is "the outer layer (boundary) of gray matter surrounding the brain." Thus, Metacortex is "transcending the boundaries of the brain," which is precisely what Neo proceeds to do.
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Metacognologist. a) One who thinks thoughts about thinking about thoughts often Unemployed. b) one who practices the study of Metacogniton
as a Metacognologist, If he knew, what I thought he knew, then he'd know that I don't know what he knows.
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Metacomments typically occur as a series of negative personal comments between participants and tend to derail the topic of conversation, descending into chaos (or brilliance, depending on your perspective).
Metacomments typically occur as a series of negative personal comments between participants and tend to derail the topic of conversation, descending into chaos (or brilliance, depending on your perspective).
Person 1: I thought the movie was boring. And the lead actor is way too unattractive to take seriously as the love interest.
Person 2: Your boring and unatractive.
Person 1: It's "you're" and "unattractive" dumbass. Learn to spell.
Person 2: Oh, sorry. Is this better? You're unattractive.
Person 1: Nice one, bitch.
Person 3: It was much better than Cats. I'm going to see it again and again and again.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Huh?
Person 1: Fucking dork.
Person 2: Yeah, prolly lives in his mom's basement.
Person 1: True. And you should "prolly" learn how to spell "probably" too.
Person 2: Ugh.
Person 4: What's with all the metacommentary? Can we get back to talking about the movie?
Person 1: No.
Person 2: Shut up.
Person 2: Your boring and unatractive.
Person 1: It's "you're" and "unattractive" dumbass. Learn to spell.
Person 2: Oh, sorry. Is this better? You're unattractive.
Person 1: Nice one, bitch.
Person 3: It was much better than Cats. I'm going to see it again and again and again.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Huh?
Person 1: Fucking dork.
Person 2: Yeah, prolly lives in his mom's basement.
Person 1: True. And you should "prolly" learn how to spell "probably" too.
Person 2: Ugh.
Person 4: What's with all the metacommentary? Can we get back to talking about the movie?
Person 1: No.
Person 2: Shut up.
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Thinking about what to put on my list that I'll make tomorrow for stuff that I'll do next week!
Thinking about what to put on my list that I'll make tomorrow for stuff that I'll do next week!
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