Meretisa 

Meretisa- commonly refers to a wisewoman or Priestess. Especially one who is particularly insightful, thoughtful, and espouting of spiritual and other wisdom on a frequent, albeit random, basis.

Meretisa- bright spirit/soul who has returned to teach others to seek their inner wisdom and truth. Similar to a "Dali Lama", but without the constraints of adhering to a single (or any) religion or dogma.

Meretisa- tends to be quite fragile in physical health and easily hurt emotionally. Despite this, they tend to be the strongest and oftentimes most stable person known by her peers. Random bouts with depression and Divine Insanity are common.

"She really pulled a Meretisa! I was totally lost/depressed and she knew just what to say to cheer me up/help me through."

"Everyone should have a Meretisa. They are souls of infinite wisdom and spiritually pure."

"My Meretisa told me to take this Path and since listening to her my life has changed for the better."

"I felt like a Meretisa. I was so sick with the swine flu and yet everyone kept coming to me for advice. It had never happened before, but somehow in my delirium I was able to give them good advice... I think. I don't really remember what I said."

Meretisa by Dr/Rev. Jaelyn Kinderhaus February 3, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012