Another word for a person who looks rather disgusting! They enjoy obsessively texting people who absolutely hate them! They like to brag about how many times they barf after parties. They are often in need of some face cream. I always see them getting stuck places. And they are alway desperate for attention!
by Memeneme November 23, 2011
a cracked out white girl who thinks just cuz she only wears true religion she looks good even tho it looks like shit and she has no style. she is locked up behind zannny bars, this girl shouldnt have a car.
a stupid bitch ass slut who loves drugs and talks shit about everyone
a stupid bitch ass slut who loves drugs and talks shit about everyone
by mikkkkkkkkkkey September 29, 2011
Melissa is a fun girl and will always bring brightness into your day, She always has a sense of humour that no one can ignore, she is kind and purposely tries to make others happy, she has been through hard times and prefers to hold in all her emotions, though she can struggle with her emotions, she makes sure no one else feels the same and She is always known to put up a fight when she has to, she had a lot of self respect and says things how they are, she is genuine and doesn’t care about being judged for being herself, she takes care of others and is a very talented person, she is sporty and artistic, she is a beautiful person in and out.
Person 1; “I wish I had a Melissa in my life” Person 2; “You don’t have to she’s right” there
Person 1;” Really!”
Person 1;” Really!”
by The friend next door June 6, 2020
This fucked up girl that cheated on me for some ugly as kid down the street. She's so fucking stupid she doesn't know what attractive is. I played water polo and swam for the national team and a lot of girls were going for me and i picked her. Instead she picked the frosh/soph small town football player. She doesn't know anything, she's blonde by heart even though she's brunette.
Hey dude that chick i went out with is so Melissa she picked the video game geek over a jock like me.
by swimdude43 May 23, 2011
She is always really pretty on the outside, but once you get to know her she is as ugly as a pig that has undergone plastic surgery on the inside. If you like a Melissa than good luck to you. She is the kind of person that you can be best friends with, but then when a better offer comes up she can turn on you in an instant. As bitchy as a Melissa seems she is very sensitive and a bit overly dramatic and cries sometimes when not needed just because she may be an attention seeker. If you are friends with one then that Melissa has found a true friend who will probably stick with her through anything.
Guy: "Wow man I found this smokin' hot girl the other day"
Guy's friend: "Whats her name?"
Guy: "Melissa"
Guy's friend: "Yeah well good luck with that bitch"
Guy's friend: "Whats her name?"
Guy: "Melissa"
Guy's friend: "Yeah well good luck with that bitch"
by pigsundergoneplasticsurgery October 23, 2013
by Memeneme November 23, 2011
by MuralButton80 March 19, 2020