The sexiest man of all beings. His luscious goatee faint all bitches in his path, becoming a multimillionaire with a beautiful wife and kids, grossing a net worth of over 100 million.

Albert: I wonder how my friend is doing nowadays
Medwin: I'm fucking rich nigga

Medwin by PhysicsEquations4 July 16, 2024

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Christopher Medina

The best friend you could ever have. Christopher Medina's make you laugh and smile so much your sides hurt. Although Christopher Medina's are dicks sometimes you can't stay mad at 'em (no matter how hard you try). They'll cheer you up when you're down. Cry with you, laugh with you.

DUDE thats a Christopher Medina, he's so fly.

Christopher Medina by DanniPhantom January 8, 2012

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mewing

A technique attributed to a British orthodontist named Mike Mew that involves putting pressure on the roof of your mouth with your tongue to try and change the shape of your face by moving your maxilla up and forwards with the lateral pressure of your tongue. This fits into the broader looksmax approach to self-modification in the name of love and romance.

Stacy "Yh Chad has some nice ass jaw now. He's been mewing for 6 months now"

mewing by xaviergainford January 14, 2019

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Rusty Medina

A sexual act that involves copious amounts of alcohol and ugly women. Usually, but not always, without consent. As made famous by Small Town Murder podcast.

“Get back in there and give her the ol’ Rusty Medina”

Rusty Medina by MissJF May 17, 2018

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