meatslide

Another term for a penis

"Ahh fuck, my meatslide has shit all over it from fucking that slore in the ass!"

by Deep Patel October 25, 2007

Arabian Meatslide

When a guy takes a shit on his own arm, lets it dip into his girls mouth, then she gives a blowjob.

Guy 1: dude that chick was fcukin crazy! she had me take a shit on my arm then let it drip into her mouth then she sucked my dick!

Guy 2: dude thats an Arabian Meatslide!!!

by BigNalds69 December 20, 2008

meatside

The real world: the traditional, physical world that exists outside the internet. The tangible realm in human/computer interaction.

1. Jenny spent six weeks chatting online to a guy. When she met him meatside, it transpired that he was much older than she had been led to believe, and he tried to touch her in bad ways.

by MisterMetternich October 8, 2005

Quantum Meatrider

Someone who defies the parameters of meatriding, breaks free of societal norms and physics to meatride you on a quantum level.

Chauncey and Ariel spent 40 minutes talking about Robert when he wasn't even responding, he's a quantum meatrider!

Chauncey chased Robert around in Brawhalla at 1am for 15 minutes, I've never seen someone meatride like this before, he must be a quantum meatrider.

by get_got February 10, 2023

MeatRider

Someone who acts overly obsessed with someone else and pretty much praises them.The Meat refers to dick. Also known as "on their top" or "dickrider."

John: "Dude, My Twitter name got soulja boy in it, my profile picture is soulja boy, my Boxers got soulja boy on it, and my room is filled with posters if him! Im a Huge Fan!"

Brian- "No, You're a Fuckin MeatRider John!" "Get Off his Dick!"

by iTalkSwavey October 27, 2012

meatshield

1. An individual possessing high stamina and strength, often sought by weaker individuals to "Tank" or absorb large amounts of incoming damage and aggression.

Group seeking Meatshield, have priest. Please send tells.

by Kens April 13, 2006

Tetrapod Meatrider

Somebody who is obsessed with tetrapods, i.e. someone who isn’t apart of “Cookie Clickers against Tetrapods” movement.

Person A: “Hey, do you know Clayton? He’s a real tetrapod meatrider.”
Person B: “Yeah, unlike Amia, Brandon and Mark, who hate tetrapods.”

by amiaiyaya October 1, 2023