Meat Puzzle 

Phrase used to describe depraved sexual conquests.

"Hey, dick, I just solved your mom's meat puzzle."

"My baby mamas got me trapped all up in this meat puzzle."

"Unh, girl, I like your meat puzzle.".

Meat Puzzle by MeatPuzzle December 31, 2012

Meat puzzle 

(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.

Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.

• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”

Meat puzzle by Urban zai June 10, 2025

work on a meat puzzle 

to "work on a meat puzzle" would be to make the pieces fit and have sex. nothing more, nothing less.

"Hey girl, you wanna go work on a meat puzzle back at my place?"

work on a meat puzzle by Danger_Rick May 13, 2010

Metapuzzle 

A puzzle that encompases several other puzzles. A puzzle whose solution is dependant upon the solution of several smaller puzzles.

The metapuzzle is the final and hardest puzzle in the Microsoft "Game".

Metapuzzle by Damon Sununtnasuk August 15, 2005