The epitome of a sales person. These people are very knowledgeable and generally have anywhere from mediocre to prime cuts. A Meat Man could talk his way into or out of just about anything he chooses to. 8 out of ten are drug addicts thieves and losers to the core but occasionally there is a Meat Man who is consummate and worthy of reverence. The food is not the cheapest or the best you have had by any means! But, it is certainly the best you have ever had that cheap! At least these guys aren't selling drugs on playgrounds and doing home invasions. Buy something and say a prayer for them.
The meatman came by and I bought more than the neighbor did just to piss them off
A door-to-door salesman, peddling frozen steaks, seafood and chicken, from a dilapidated non-refrigerated freezer in the back of a broken down pick-up truck. The quintessential meat man is quick witted, fast talking and slicker than slippery elm and lanolin. He is revered by shit breathers and considered a GOD in trailer parks, section eight housing complexes and suburban blighted communities throughout the United States.
Shit breather: "Yo, Meat Man! Why am dem T-bones black?
Dey look like dey been de-thawed and shit!'
A grown man who works in the shop and save deli just to support his sorry excuse for a family. He will have a son who bitches and complains about any ailment on the United States. His daughter will like colored folk, especially those who are unemployed since this trait runs in the family. This man will also eventually quit his job and choose to live in poverty.
Customer: Can I please have 2 pounds of jumbo
Meat Man Miller: Take whatever you'd like I hate my job and my family. My daughter likes colored folk and my son basically has a vagina. Poverty is the life for me.