Meat Flute

When someone makes a witty remark, one can play the meat flute in a condescending fashion by holding your hands in front of your mouth and moving your fingers as if you were playing a clarinet while making a "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo" noise.

Oh you're funny let me play my meat flute "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo".

by looselizzy December 13, 2010

meat flute

Meat flute meaning penis from the scandinavian term 'playing the meat flute'

"Are you playing the meat flute under that blanket?"

by Chris Allen May 4, 2005

meat flute

Slang for a guys penis

Hey remember Steven, that gay guy? Word has it he loves to wail on his boyfriends meat flute

by Whipshock August 9, 2003

meat flute

1.a musical intrument played by fags, or sluts

I wanted to get head from sally, but she plays the meat flute to often so i dont want my dick to burn.

by Some Smart Dude December 6, 2006

playing the meat flute

sucking dick

"i heard Caleb is playing the meat flute"

by taconigger March 5, 2016