meat flute

Meat flute meaning penis from the scandinavian term 'playing the meat flute'

"Are you playing the meat flute under that blanket?"

by Chris Allen May 4, 2005

meat flute

Slang for a guys penis

Hey remember Steven, that gay guy? Word has it he loves to wail on his boyfriends meat flute

by Whipshock August 9, 2003

meat flute

1.a musical intrument played by fags, or sluts

I wanted to get head from sally, but she plays the meat flute to often so i dont want my dick to burn.

by Some Smart Dude December 6, 2006

Meat Flute

When someone makes a witty remark, one can play the meat flute in a condescending fashion by holding your hands in front of your mouth and moving your fingers as if you were playing a clarinet while making a "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo" noise.

Oh you're funny let me play my meat flute "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo".

by looselizzy December 13, 2010

playing the meat flute

sucking dick

"i heard Caleb is playing the meat flute"

by taconigger March 5, 2016

meatflute

Meatflute is a mans penis

Man, that chick is hot. i want her to play the slobertune on my meatflute.

by Yellow_ledbelly December 13, 2006

Meadflute

An empty bottle that is played like an instrument similar to an air guitar.

Owen had too much to drink and played the meadflute until passing out.

by Mdubbydub February 24, 2020