a purple dinosaur who eats rainbows and poops skittles and eventually dies from skittle loss. these are later made into the bacon and egg in the mcmuffins and that's what makes them so tasty :)

Shoes that are weird versions of the original

The superior. The best of its kind, not to be outdone by any other example of a similar thing, but isn't the actual thing by which the example is set.

When you're a fat faggot and you eat McMuffins all day while watching anal midget donkey porn.

Douche McMuffin simply is when you order an egg McMuffin and it looks soo bad you assume a handless chimp put it together. at this point is when you relize you have been handed a Douche McMuffin knowing the person who made it is an insanely large Douche Bag.

Used as a swear or when talking about a muffin or cupcake that looks like a tit.

An egg and cheese sandwich from McDonalds, usually with interchangeable sausage or bacon patty.