The Art of the drunken homing instinct..Even when in a foreign country or unconscious
Person #1: Where's he gone now?! We're in Wales for feck sake!... and he just walks off! I better call the police, but better call him first...

Person #2: H..Hello?

Person #1: Oh thank God! Where the hell are you?!

Person #2: I'm at home in bed..

Person #1: How the hell did you find the hotel?!

Person #2: No..at home in Dublin..I Barry McCann'd it

Person #1: but!.....Hello?
by barmc27 December 29, 2011
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A girl who was playing hide and seek with her friends at 7pm or 8pm and decided to play it with her dad and mum too when they got home. She has currently won hide and seek and is confirmed to NEVER have been found. They are still playing hide and seek with the little girl who is still hiding
Madeleine McCann can be hidden forever. She has been hiding for an estimated 15 years. Go try find her but she will never come out
by igotitallHANDLED May 1, 2022
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A godlike being, who can travel faster than the speed of light, and has jokes so funny they make your head hurt.
Yo have you seen that guy, he's a total joe Mccann
by TheFactsSpitter June 7, 2021
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