maz

A pompous know-it-all, who in reality, knows shit all

"Peter appears quite knowledgable about cars, but I really think his is a bit of a Maz."

by Whitey Ford August 22, 2003

maz

A creature with a very big ego. Can also be used as a verb.

Wow, look at him mazzing.

by Domai August 15, 2003

maz

1: to Masturbate - usually to pornography or when one is bored

I pulled up the pron and had a maz

by Squatdog November 8, 2004

maz

to jump into a river full of crocodiles with only a sledgehammer to rescue drowning monkeys and then find out there's no treasure at the bottom of the river so you get really frustrated and upon returnign to the land u throw the monkeys back into the water and swing the sledgehammer at them as they try to go back onto land

i was maz all day yesterday, and now im just tired and frustrated... and i have to buy a new sledgehammer.
Fuck monkeys

by Verbo December 12, 2006

maz

MAZ IS A UGLY HO, WHO SPREADS NASTY SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE, SHE IS A DISGRACE TO HUmAN RACE IF YOU CAN CALL HER A HUMAN. SHE ALSO BITES DICK ALOT, AND CALLS IT SUCKING DICK.
TO MAZ- TO BITE ONES DICK

DAMN maz bite bit my dick - rick smith

by rick December 16, 2004

MaZ

Unknown origin of name: This species of person is particullary sexc and well known for his displays of affections - loves kisses! A Maz is very skilled with his feet and a carefully carved piece of wood with 4 wheels. Money does not faze a Maz - they're minted! A Maz can surprise one with spontaneous outbursts of horniness which are warmly recieved by all!

Girl 2: I want a Maz of my own

Girl 1: Too bad, there's only one! :p

by psuedogal January 25, 2005

maz

maz is a real g. He has glasses and he is brown. He is into girls a bit too much, if you talk to a girl he will automatically ship you two. he likes to do art and he he likes to be a "Gokutard". he simps for an anime character called sukuna a bit too much.

you: "maz do you want to watch one piece?"
maz: "EWW ONE PIECE? GOKU SOLOS THE VERSE"
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you: *talks to a girl*
maz: "is she your type?" "i think shes into you"
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maz: "bro, sukuna is so badass man."

by saggy baggy November 16, 2021