by Big Bro2009 October 15, 2008
A vagina that resembles mayonnaise in look. Also has the gelatin like giggle similar to mayonnaise. May also resemble the taste and vicosity of that of mayonnaise.
by Cheesedik June 13, 2015
Dumb Human: Tf is Mayonnaise On An Escalator??
Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!
Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!
Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Orba April 12, 2021
by Scary Mike June 10, 2004
What comes out of a unicorn's horn when you polish it. A wonderful low-fat alternative that's great in sandwiches.
When I spit-shine Sparkle's horn, he gives me a lot of unicorn mayonnaise, thus saving me a trip to the store.
by Blargdragon April 3, 2006
Last night during intense oral negotiations I managed to make it look like she got hit in the face by the mayonnaise truck.
by TheNewVanStu November 23, 2011
by IBTAL May 8, 2020