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Mayo monkeys steal, beat, rape, enslave and kill, but for some reason, think they're the best race under the sun (which is actually pro-black).
by ghetto webster February 25, 2017
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey
Those "Mayo Monkeys" are always causing trouble.
by Truth Serum 58008 March 02, 2017
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