Mayhemism 

Paintings, portraits, photography, Computer Work that portrays a glamourous idividual who is usually morbid, or tainted.
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"Man, that Photograther takes a lot of glamourous pictures of coke heads and heroine addicts"
"Yup, that's Mayhemism."

Mayhemism by May .M. August 25, 2006

malemism 

1. An outrageous, offensive, insensitive and retarded statement.

2. One of such statements made by (not so youthful) ANC Youth League boss Julius Malema.

3. The South African equivalent of a Bushism.

Some examples of malemisms are:

"We will kill for Zuma"
"We shall rule until Jesus returns"
"I only debate with serious political youth"
"We must intensify the struggle to eliminate the remnants of counter-revolution."(he said this one at a funeral)
"Forces that are opposed to our revolution are still here. We must change the management of this university and also the lecturers." (this despite the fact that he failed matric, and never went to university himself)

malemism by George McBob April 29, 2009

mayerism 

The act and/or actions in which one would live by as an UBER john mayer fan. Sharing copious amounts of unecessary facts with the rest of the world. Basically, being obsessed with john mayer and pushing him and his music on the rest of the world!

Making a small "john mayer" christmas tree for your room or a John Mayer Centre piece for your thanksgiving dinner.

mayerism by dave December 20, 2003

mayhemic 

Describing a situation or place that is busy, messy, crowded, chaotic, in state of mayhem or confusion.

I went shopping and it was so mayhemic.

mayhemic by wolis January 7, 2005

Malphemism 

The act or an example of substituting a derogatory, offensive, or blunt term for one considered mild, indirect, or vague. Opposite of the word euphemism.

"I don't feel well. I am going to visit the rest room and poomit some brown bubbles."

"When I reached climax I ejaculated into the woman's mouth and she commented on how she enjoyed garggling my man chowder."

Malphemism by dWP August 24, 2004

Mayheming 

Similar to the concept of tebowing, except influenced by Allstate's Mayhem commercials. Mayheming can be done on photoshop or in a live situation.

In his Mayheming photograph he did a hot babe out jogging pose in front of a fire.

Mayheming by Mayhem Fan December 30, 2011

Mephemism 

The complete inverse of a Euphemism: replaces appeasing discriptive words with egregiously harsh descriptive words.

Regular Sentence: Look at that shiny red bike!

Sentence using Mephemisms: Take a gander at that bike possessing the same hue as the vascular juices spewing forth from my pupils, ruptured and bleeding from exposure to its obnoxious sheen!

Mephemism by Japunda Thornato October 8, 2005