A dick that his Girlfriends doesn't even want in her mouth or cunt and is smaller than the fat kids millimetre defeater
Matts Dick is mini
by ShowUsYaCunt September 2, 2022
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A male human with the name/nickname of “Matt” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.
Hey look at that fuckboy Matt over there! Matt’s dick size is 1.74 inches. What a faggot!
by Yung Diarrhea April 28, 2022
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