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Matt Matt: A Matt Matt is something that is twice as lame as the lamest a thing could be. For example if something was just 100% lame it would be a Matt and for 200% lame it would be a Matt Matt.

You can also make Matt Matts lamer by putting a small number above the second ‘Matt’. Maths is then used to calculate the exact amount of lame a particular Matt Matt can be. If a Matt Matt is infinity lame then this is referred to as a Matt Matt Holmes. So far only one Holmes version of a Matt Matt has been discovered by scientists and they believe that his lamesness is so rare that another Matt Matt at the Holmes level of lame is not likely to be descovered in this galaxy. He also touches kids.

Hey Chad I bunked off from science class that shit is so Matt Matt.

I’ve recently been diagnosed with aids and it’s aids. It’s so aids it’s Matt Matt to the power of 6.

I’ve been blown up and I’m just a torso.
That’s some Matt Matt Holmes level of luck dude.

Matt Matt by Machine Gun Cock October 12, 2018

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Matt Mattarazzo

1. Super talented singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, musician, and actor.
2. Hot, amazing,sexy, awesome, cute, sweet, talented musician.

Rolling Stone magazine: "Matt Mattarazzo is, maybe, the greatest thing to come into the new musical generation."

Matt Mattarazzo by suxxx May 15, 2011

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Matt (Matthew)

This kid is the best and most loyal boyfriend you could ever have. He will have endless amounts of love for you to the point where it becomes an obsession.
He loves attention and is head over heels for you. Matt is a sexy man. Very very sexy. He has broad shoulders and a thic bum.

He will try his heart out to be the best he can be for you.

He has a goofy side and although giving great cuddles, farts a lot.

Matt is the one.

Marry matt.

Matt (Matthew) is such a hottie.

Damn matt sure is something.

Matt (Matthew) by themysterydoggo July 7, 2021

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matt on matt

When Matt finds Matt sexual (AKA Matt the animated character)

Damn Matt on Matt action is great!

matt on matt by Ariana Riverlyn October 9, 2017

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mundane matt

A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife's kid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.

Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.

NOW WAIT A MINUTE! MATT, NO! MATT, NOOOO!!! - Ralph on Mundane Matt

mundane matt by Mister Medicare August 20, 2018

matt from wii sports

The ultimate being, will riggity reck anything that opposes it

Matt from wii sports: fuck you
shrek:dies

matt from wii sports by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019

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Matt Helders

Drummer for English indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys; agile beast; drummer extraordinaire; rhythm panther; Diddy companion; stylish-motherfucker

To be undeniably skilled or talented at something

He's good but he's no "Matt Helders"

I'm about to go "Matt Helders" on this kit

Matt Helders by xxJo November 30, 2011

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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