by That guy who eats in bath tub May 14, 2021
A little prick who thinks he knows everything but in retrospect knows nothing. He has a very dry sense of humor simply because he hates his life. Matt’s are typically found under the bosses desk.
by Weslooo September 18, 2018
A fucking pedophile. He only fucks girls that's age is on th clock. Gives good foot baths while he receives poetry. Secretly a wizard.
by sadboi666 February 3, 2019
by Dingobopper October 23, 2018
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An all around POS. The whitest boy of the white boys. He is crazy and is bound to bring baggage to your life. The type of guy who says the n word even though he is white as snow, like PALE pale. Hasn’t had a job for years, but probably sells addy to minors to make up for it. When you meet him, he will be charming and say all the right things, but it is all manipulation! Bottom line, if you ever meet a Matthew, it’s time to run girl.
by jtcandc October 15, 2019
A soft fella, likely does drugs. Spectacle clad, and would definitely be open to becoming a furry. His heart is a whore, and he is a stinky.
by philliam fieri July 2, 2019