1. Human sacrifices offered to the gods of the Mayan people usually were captured Mayan enemies. 2. The act of being put down in front of high ranking managers by someone who isn't qualified to speak on your behalf nor provides factual information about yourself but are impowered to do anything about it because you aren't in attendance during the procedings.

1. Apocalypto has some kicking Mayan sacrifices particularily the heart extractions rock. 2. Karen offered you up in Mayan sacrifice in front of the VP of Sales and corp CEO. You might as well sell fish taco's in Clute because your promotability has been flushed down the crapper.

Mayan Sacrifice by Roland819 December 7, 2006

mayan sleeper

when you choke a person by placing your genitals inside his or her mouth and ejaculating in both of their nostrils.

bill: otto, what happened to luke?
otto: had to give that bitch the mayan sleeper!

mayan sleeper by butterfield wilhemarie September 15, 2008

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mayan sleeper

the act of inserting one's testicles into a girl (or boy) mouth and cumming into that person's nostrils. the lack of oxygen causes them to "go to sleep"

jorge gave david a mayan sleeper the other day and now david is dead. hahaahaha

mayan sleeper by neil flannagen October 31, 2007

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Saad Maan

Just a saad maaan doing saad maan things....

example : saad maan this maan is so saad and he is more saad when he didnt go get the milk and ciggarettes

Saad Maan by ahahsahsdahscahschq9ucfhqweUBD February 25, 2022

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