Holiday. On September 12th, the citizens of the Earth must masturbate twice as much as they usually do, on a daily basis, to make up for not masturbating in respect of those men and women, killed on 9/11.
Joe: I feel really bad, i really need to masturbate, NOW!
Hoe: No, you can't, you have to wait for Masturbation Day, then you can jerk off LOADS!
Hoe: No, you can't, you have to wait for Masturbation Day, then you can jerk off LOADS!
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Boy: what does that mean?
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Person 1: *masturbates in the street*
Person 2: what the fuck are you doing?
Person 1: dude it's International Street Masturbation Day.
Person 2: oh okay. *Masturbates*
Person 2: what the fuck are you doing?
Person 1: dude it's International Street Masturbation Day.
Person 2: oh okay. *Masturbates*
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