maslin 

Hard working. Very mentally strong. Stud to all the ladies. Loves to workout and run to maintain his perfect beech body. Little does he know that his "perfect" body isn't so perfect.

I wish Maslin would notice me. He's so dreamy; and look at those abs!

maslin by Daddy Swole Cat May 8, 2017

Maslin Law

An epiphany of cognition that supersedes all reason. It is akin to thisness and whatness; is the law actually a law, or just the thought of what a law is? You will only know if it has happened, after it has happened. It requires no translation; no correlations; no other relevancy. It just is.

Anything that only makes sense to the person doing it is Maslin Law. For instance, a person who insists on playing a drinking game by a rule or rules which no one has ever heard of, Maslin Law. You can only witness examples of Maslin Law after it has happened.

Maslin Law by Amicus July 21, 2009

william maslin 

He is Porn obsessed British teenager who pretends he knows memes when hes actually a bit of a normie and accuses other kids of being normies.

Fuck off William Maslin.
William Maslin, we need to talk about all that Latino porn you've been watching

william maslin by ALLUMINIUM SNACK BAR September 14, 2018

Emily Maslin 

The sister we all want to shag but won’t because we won’t because of bro code

yeh I’d bend over Emily maslin

Emily Maslin by houndlover222 November 22, 2021

Malina 

Malina is emotion. Whether its love, happiness, anger or sadness.. she wears her emotion on her face and sleeve with no way to hide it even though she tries so hard to. Malina is honest and the worst liar you'll ever meet. She is beautiful and even more beautiful on the inside. Malina is quirky but brings so much happiness into the lives around her. Expect care packages when you're sick if she loves you. Malina may have a hard shell sometimes but only because of how much shes been hurt before. If given time Malina will be the best wife/life partner you will ever find.

You have so much Malina.

Did you get a nap in today? You're very Malina.

Malina by Herro1037542829 June 1, 2018

Majlinda 

She is a very nice one. It makes everyone laugh. She is one of the best menshen on this world. She is very very cute and cute. I love this girl everywhere. Bf love uu😍💘

Majlinda

Majlinda by Xxkxe.o3 January 7, 2017

mormon mashing 

When a Mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing your nuts into peanut butter through 5 layers of clothing. You'd be lucky to walk away with blue balls

John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.

mormon mashing by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014