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Marsden High School 

A shitty, poorly funded place where a bunch of cunts all get together and do dumb shit. The education standards are below average and you will learn nothing useful in your six years of being there. The toilets are almost always clogged to the brim with other people's shit, people turn off the light in the boys change room just to dry hump you in the dark and you get in trouble for stating facts.
After attending marsden high school for six years shitty education john found a career in dealing ice to the local junkies.

James Marsden 

Probably best known for his role in the X-Men movies (Scott Summers/Cyclops). A highly underrated actor with drop dead gorgeous looks. Not to mention he can sing like a pro (see Enchanted, Hairspray).
Girl 1: Name three movies featuring James Marsden

Girl 2: 27 Dresses, Superman Returns, Sex Drive
James Marsden by Deelia Deetz March 6, 2009
someone who has a well built frame, very muscular.
wow, he is well marsden
marsden by 124wman October 2, 2014

isaac marsden 

Literally the most amazing thing that has ever happened to this planet. An isaac marsden is always handsome strong and nice to look at
Oh your such an isaac marsden
isaac marsden by Flappy dick November 9, 2019

Amy Marsden 

She likes to use the phrase “iya hon” quite a lot definitely depressed but such a cool ass mother fucker
You’re such an Amy Marsden.
Amy Marsden by Iyahonsss123 March 6, 2019

Samuel Marsden 

That bugger who introduced sheep or rabbits to Australia.
Dan:What an ass! He introduced chickens to the Maldives!
Paul:Must be the next Samuel bloody Marsden.
Samuel Marsden by Sucajo August 2, 2004